Friday, January 11, 2008
Ceremonies for the unceremonious
I want to start having ceremonies for normally uncelebrated, even unrecognized, happenings. This is perhaps too much information, but you know those Big Lots underwear I bought that got holes in them the first time i washed them? I'm sure you don't. I'd like to have a throwing-away ceremony for them. It would end with a pledge to never buy undergarments at Big Lots again, followed by snacks. Attendees will always be wecome at my ceremonies, if I happen to announce them. And I'll be open to suggestions for ceremony-deserving mundanities, should you have any.
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Maybe we could have a ceremony for the recycling of tissue paper for presents. It would include a hot iron.
We could also have a ceremony for taking out the trash. People would be more celebrated for the smaller bags of trash they've accumulated over a week....and for the bigger bags of recycling in that same period.
Speaking of which we could also have a ceremo0ny for - oh wait...nevermind. Scratch that! :)
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